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                        «Yeah Im a loser
BUT IM THE COOLEST LOSER YOU’LL EVER MEET

STUFF TO DO IN AN ELAVATOR 1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. 2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.3. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?” 4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, “That’s mine!”5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment. 7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 8. Randomly ask, “Did you feel that?” When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you “know of a medicine that can cure that?”10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”11. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”12. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, “Got enough air in there?”13. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.14. Stare at another pAs senger for a while and then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly. 15. Stare manically and grin at another pas senger for an extended amount of time before announcing, “I have new socks on.”16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other pas sengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, “This is MY personal space!”17.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

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joy 2 da werld

joy 2 da werld,

elmo is dead

we BBQ-ed his head

wat happened 2 his body

we flushed it down da potty

and round and round it goes

and round and round it goes

and round and round and round it goes

99.9% of girls would faint if robert pattinson died right in front of them, and wake up hysterricly crying. if ur the 00.1% percent of them who’d just poke him wth a stick, post this on a page.

1. I need to tell you a secret. Look at 5.

2. The answer is look at 11.

3. Don’t get mad. Look at 15.

4. Calm down. Don’t get mad. Look at 13.

5. First look at 2.

6. Don’t be that angry. Look at 12.

7. I just wanted to say hi. LOL.

8. What I wanted to tell you is that the answer is on 14.

9. Be patient. Look at 4.

10. This is the last time I’m going to do this. Look at 7.

11. I hope your not mad when I say this. Look at 6.

12. Sorry. Look at 8.

13. Don’t be getting a hype. Look at 10.

14. I don’t know how to say this. Look at 3.

15. You must be really mad. Look at 9.

I am who I am and no 1 will ever change that. UNLESS they give me cookies.

SAY THE WORD COW BEFORE EACH WORD

1-COWS

2-ABOUT

3-TALKING

4-FOOL

5-THIS

6-GOT

7-I

8-LONG

9-HOW

10-LOOK

NOW SAY THE WORD COW AFTER EACH WORD

1-COWS

2-ABOUT

3-TALKING

4-FOOL

5-THIS

6-GOT

7-I

8-LONG

9-HOW

10-LOOK

 

NOW SAY THE WORD COW BEFORE AND AFTER EACH WORD

 

1-COWS

2-ABOUT

3-TALKING

4-FOOL

5-THIS

6-GOT

7-I

8-LONG

9-HOW

1O-LOOK

NOW READ JUST THE WORDS UPWARDS FROM THE BOTTOM!

1-COWS

2-ABOUT

3-TALKING

4-FOOL

5-THIS

6-GOT

7-I

8-LONG

9-HOW

10-LOOK

This is Bob. Bob is a banana. Copy and paste this on your page so Bob can have world domination!!